Sunday, January 16, 2011

I just wanna know

  1. Why I always choose the slowest slicer at the deli.
  2. Why there are always dirty clothes next to the hamper.
  3. Why there is toothpaste all over the sink, but none in my tube.
  4. Why the kids fight over their toys, but when it's time to clean up, "IT'S NOT MINE".
  5. Why my neighbors driveways are all snow free, but mine has a narrow shovel sized path leading to my husbands car.
  6. Why when I start a hobby, my husband wants to know how long until I make money from it.
  7. Why I can't ever get my library books returned on time.
  8. Why the laundry is never done.
  9. Why I always see people I know at the store when I look like shit, but when I'm glammed up, not a soul sees.

2 comments:

  1. I don't know. All good questions to which I do not have the answers!...especially wonder about that last one though. Why do I never see people I know when I've combed the knots out of my hair?

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  2. I don't know. I find a hat helps cover the knots... somedays. Thanks for joining, i'm just getting started. Love your blog, btw, very funny!

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